Thursday, September 28, 2006

Where Is Principal Belding?

So, I find all kinds of weird stories to consider for my newscast.

This most recent one is just gross.

Dustin Diamond, "Screech" of Saved by the Bell fame, is trying to make a buck by starring in an internet porn flick. The 40 minute feature shows Screech and two women goin' at it.

And the title is proving to be a play on the past. The distributor has decided to call it -wait for it- Saved by the Smell.

Like I said, that's just gross.

Apparently Diamond has fallen on hard times and is resorting to the lowest form of entertainment to pay his bills.

5 comments:

t2ed said...

I'd have gone with Misbehaved by the Bell. Or even Depraved by the Bell. They could have even gone with Screech's Peaches and it would have been better. I guess such sublety is lost upon the porn aficianadoes.

Just our luck, someone from Saved by the Bell goes for nudidity in cinema and it's Skreech. I always thought Slater would have gone to porn first. Gay porn of course.

NB-C said...

that's....just.....wrong.....

reason #1,000 as to why you NEVER let your kid become a "child star"

Jeregano said...

He is desperate. A while back he was hawking t-shirts on the internet to keep his house. There were 2, one just said "I paid $15.00 to save Screech's House"

http://www.getdshirts.com/


I might pay $15.00 to keep his clothes on!

~The Goofy Ass Chick said...

After seeing AC Slater in Nip/Tuck last Tuesday, I'd certainly watch any porn with him in it. Great body. Screech Powers? Not so much. Who would even have sex with that? Hmmnn.. girls who just wanted their own 15 minutes of fame I suppose.

How sad is it that I still know all the characters by first and last name?

Denae said...

Wow. I guess things can always get worse....