Is the Humpty Dance playing in the background?
Saw Katie dear
I mean, folks, the gig is up. We get it. We'll watch your damn movies. Now, please stop gushing over this totally fake romance.
Tom should have gone with someone with more cred to pull this thing off, maybe someone like Natalie Portman or Kirsten Dunst. Someone with a wider acting range.
You can only play gushing
so many ways.
No, no, no! Tom cannot date my current celebrity crush of Kirsten Dundst! That is just sooooo wrong!
And Natalie Portman, either! She's way too cool for him! =)
No actresses left for me.
Tom is sooooo gay. :)
He's also a scientologist. =)
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