Friday, March 31, 2006

Spit and Polish

I got the most unusual email today - it featured a stripper pole and a dancing girl.

I don't normally get that kind of schlock, but this was an email from one of my favorite websites, Daily Candy. It's a site that keeps tabs on fashion tips, good fashion sites and other great nuggets for a dapper dame.

Apparently offers the Peekaboo Pole. It's removable stripper pole that takes only one minute to install or remove so you can get in on the latest workout moves or try some techniques to keep the homefront happy.

Being that I'm single and all, I really don't have much of a need for my own stripper pole, but in the interest of my audience (and I know who y'all are) I thought I'd pose this up. That way you can stay home, save your money and let the love flow in your own living room.
Daily Candy says the steel pole has three extendable spring-loaded sections that can accommodate most ceiling heights, so you don't need to worry about whether it will work in your home.

But if it does, I don't want to know about it.


Micah said...

Sure, it's a steal, but they get you on the accessories: body glitter, 6" clear heels, vanilla perfume (I've, uh, done research for this post).

But you could always just use it in your Festivus ceremonies now and then use it for its intended purpose at a later date.

Anonymous said...

The sad thing about this do-it-yourself-pole is that it probably has the stability of a shower curtain spring rod. I would lean on it and it would fall over. Sexy.