Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Next.

Nat at Live. Laugh. Love. inspired me to sign up for Match.com.

I'm not banking on finding my soul mate there, but hell. I guess the chances online are just as great as at the local watering hole, and I'm sure the whole thing is bound to provide some good laughs, too.

Like the following line I snagged from the profile of a guy who winked at me:

"i love taco bell, i enjoy a good white castle now and then, tumble weed, texas roadhouse bw3.Daytona for race week is a hot spot for me"

The grammar and syntax is verbatim from the original, and all I have to say is, Hawt.

The pictures were just like what you're imagining. A few sleeveless racin'/wraslin' t-shirts. Sittin' in a stock car. Drinkin' some Busch beer.

I guess he forgot to scan the one of him sporting the mullet at Hooters.

2 comments:

NB-C said...

Woo Hoo! You will definitely find some interesting characters on Match...just ask Nat!

Keep us posted...

Nat said...

YES! I've got a recruit. Of course, I've taken myself out of the Match world for a bit...but you can meet a lot of people and some aren't so bad.

Then there are those stellar suitors like the Hooters guy and those non-heterosexual men that I seemed to attract. (i.e. "you look FABULOUS tonight" or "Hello Luscious") Um, ok. No. Even my gay friends were leary of that guy.

There are some good ones out there, sometimes its like a game of go fish. Who can you throw back and a couple you might want to keep.

Good luck in the search!