From Friday's Feast
Appetizer: What sound, other than the normal ringing, would you like your telephone to make?
Perhaps a tune relevant to the caller.
The boy I like: The Hallelujah Chorus.
My place of Employment: Gloria Gaynor's I Will Survive
One of my sisters: That taunting tune kids yell at eachother in the school yard "nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah, nyaaaah-nyah
Soup: Describe your usual disposition in meteorological terms (partly cloudy, sunny, stormy, etc.).
Salad: What specific subject do you feel you know better than any other subjects?
The mechanics of writing, the art of literature (and the vast difference between the two)
Main Course: Imagine you were given the ability to remember everything you read for one entire day. What books/magazines/newspapers would you choose to read?
Well I still DO only have one day, so War and Peace would be a total waste in my book (no pun intended!). Perhaps I'd start with the Psalms as they're said to be pretty uplifting. I might read the journals I've already written so I'd not forget key events and people of my past, even whence struck by Alzheimer's. I'd skim through the Best of Cosmo so as to know a few pertinent sex tricks when the appropriate moment, ahem, arises... and maybe I'd read a Dickens novels as I think they're practically perfect in every way.
Dessert: If a popular candy maker contacted you to create their next candy bar, what would it be like?
It would have toffee in it because toffee is God's gift to sweet tooths and dentists everywhere. There would be chocolate involved and maybe something totally unexpected like cinnamon. Sweet would be the primary word to describe my confection, but hard and sticky would come into play as well.
My God. From the looks of things my sexual frustrations are creeping into my post. Wow. I have to do something about that.