Thursday, November 24, 2005

RIP Newlyweds: 2002 - 2005

The AP is reporting that Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson have finally split.

As a longtime fan of the Newlyweds reality show, I am mourning this completly unexpected breaking news.

That said, I am happy to welcome this Cincinnati boy back to the Queen City and nurse him to better spirits.

Nick: I can cook, I can clean, and I will have your babies.

Oh, and I love Cincinnati Chili and Graeters.


Micah said...

She will be mine. Oh, yes. She will.

Kate The Great said...

Micah: Divide and conquer?

I know where Lachey hangs out in Cincy, can't help with Jessica though.