is reporting that Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson have finally split.
As a longtime fan of the Newlyweds
reality show, I am mourning this completly unexpected
That said, I am happy to welcome this Cincinnati boy back to the Queen City and nurse him to better spirits.
Nick: I can cook, I can clean, and I will have your babies.
Oh, and I love Cincinnati Chili and Graeters.
She will be mine. Oh, yes. She will.
Micah: Divide and conquer?
I know where Lachey hangs out in Cincy, can't help with Jessica though.
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