While you're watching the speech tonight, please keep in mind there's ANOTHER candidate out there who has your best interests in mind.
I've decided I'd like to take on Washington. Screw the age limit restrictions or my lack of experience. Forget that I once had a wild side.
I've always had a good heart, and that's what I'll use to guide this nation back to the Promised Land.
-Fewer taxes on the Middle Class.
-More investments in our local communities.
- Open bar for everyone.
Remember to vote for Kate the Great in '08.
Paid for by the Committee to Elect Kate the Great - Bluegrass Brit, treasurer.