I used to drool over Tom Cruise.
Then he became a little reclusive, summoned a Hollywood starlet and sparked a whirlwind romance, and then he started jumping on couches.
Here's a look at the latest bit of Tom's cinematic magic - this is a ten minute clip of that Scientology award show presenation that the cult religion doesn't want you to see.
No doubt, he's come a long way from Risky Business.
And in case you don't exactly understand what he's talking about - here's a glossary to help you decipher all those wacky terms.