I am looking for suggestions.
I've been invited to a White Trash Bash of sorts and am workin' on my get-up.
So far the green, tight Pabst Blue Ribbon t-shirt and some hillbilly teeth are on the list.
Any other suggestions?
I know there are some creative types lurking out there.
A baby pillow under your shirt and a cigarette?
Blackeye make-up - from a tumble at the bowling alley.
Curlers in hair.
Constant itch in crotch.
Tobacco dip in back pocket.
WalMart bag as purse.
A Nascar hat and a tatoo on your upper arm or forearm.....
Thong pulled up high, pants pulled down low.
Oh wait. That's what happens to me because I don't wear a belt. Bygones.
Also, I have a CSA battle flag for such an occasion. Such a flag certainly helps.
You don't even need to wear shoes for the occasion. Lots and lots of rednecks prefer to go barefoot.
I showed up wearing flip-flops, my PBR t-shirt, an orange UK hat (what Wildcat fans wear when they go huntin') and curlers in my hair.
I have the host a nice bottle of wine wrapped in a Kroger bag, as well as some coupons for cartons of Marlboros.
My bra strap was hangin' off my shoulder...
Yeah, I looked high class.
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