Thursday, July 10, 2008

Mental Vacation

I just need to take a break from work for a moment to reflect on life.

And this local news story is the craziest thing I've read all day long.

If you don't have time to read it, here are the runs, hits and errors.

A guy is accused of setting a van on fire after his girlfriend fell asleep, not once, but *twice* during sex.

I guess he woke her up at 4 in the morning, tried to get busy, and then was pissed off because she wasn't an active participant in the whole event.

He is accused of grabbing some lighter fluid, squirting the inside of her van, and then grabbing a log that was on fire before heading for the van.

This all transpired somewhere in Anderson Township early in the morning on July 30th.

Were they hooking up in the van?

I don't know.

Were they hooking up next to the van?

I don't know.

All I know is this chick took her dog, her keys, her cell phone and a light and hit the road after her boyfriend went pyro-crazy.

I've seen this dude's picture and am officially taking him off my eligible bachelor list.


Steve said...

I don't think he was pissed because she fell asleep; I think he was pissed because she was making disparaging remarks about Madonna's latest work.

So there's an additional reason to take him off your list. :-\

(Steve, sometimes known as @RedSteve)

WestEnder said...

His name is Smallwood???

I think we know why she fell asleep.

Kate The Great said...

Steve! Yes... if he likes Madonna's new tunes - he's totally out.

Westender- Dammit! Why didn't I think of that?!!

Sometimes I think Dickens is the the guy in Heaven in charge of dishing out the names for folks on Earth.