I logged in to match.com and discovered I had a new "wink" from a guy in Cincinnati.
He looked cute, so I decided to investigate further and check out his profile. The writing was full of misspellings and poor word choices, but I tried to look beyond the errors and appreciate the positives he had to offer.
Then I noticed the following:
"I really do not like to travel, unless it is to a mjor tennis tournament. I do not like to fly. I went to London*, a couple of years ago to Wimbledon. I was the best trip of my life!" (The misspellings are his).
Here's what my profile has to say about travel:
"I love exploring new places and already have a good collection of passport stamps. I am adventurous whether I am circling the globe or inside the I-275 loop."
What exactly is the connection this guy saw to inspire his wink?
Kind of funny - considering I am exploring flight estimates for travel to Iceland, Thailand, Argentina and Czech Republic as I type this post.
Add to the fact that this guy says he doesn't drink alcohol and that he's hooked on Pepsi - and I just know this would never work.
I mean, c'mon. No love for the Coke Zero?
Not a chance.
*He does get props for enjoying one of my favorite cities in the world - but still, no go.