Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Breaking News: Borat Attributed To Kid/Pam Break Up

(For my MySpace friends: I liked this one so much I thought I'd get double duty out of it)

No doubt you will be just as shocked as I am when you read this article from cbsnews.com.

The recent Borat flick may have been the impetus for the divorce between Mr. and Mrs. Rock.

Apparently Kid Rock was appalled with Pamela Anderson's performance in Sasha Baron Cohen's flick, saying the implant laden woman had humiliated herself, yelling 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' in front of a crowd of friends.

Kate Sez: It was apparently not only the first time Kid Rock had seen the Borat flick, but actually the first time the Detroit rocker had ever seen Pamela Anderson in person as well...

Check that. Ol' Bob must have never seen a single photo of his bride. Or an episode of Baywatch. Or any of the cheesy calendars in the mall kiosks this time of year.

If only he had seen the Tommy Lee sex tape before hand, he would have been able to avoid all this trouble.

Cowboy up!


Denae said...

stop avoiding us. how are you??

t2ed said...

I think Mr. Rock finally got a copy of Barbed Wire.

That's enough to put anyone off of Pambo.