T ryptophan excuse to avoid the family.
H ungry Man dinner for those who can't cook.
A rguments over who gets the wishbone.
N neighborhood bar that offers an escape from too much togetherness.
K razy ass arguments over the wishbone.
S tuffing. Sweet potatoes. Sweet decadence for dessert.
G everztraminer - the kind of white wine my family drinks with turkey.
I ngenious creation that is the Turkey Pop Up Button.
V olunteering (or not volunteering) to clear the table.
I gnoring Aunt Ethel when she asks you to wipe the mashed potatoes off her mouth.
N FL. Miami vs. Detroit on CBS.
G luttonous exhaustion.